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Nextian Songbook
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October, 2004

Nextian Songbook

Friday's Mom as sung Bowden Cable
To the tune of Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
Parodied by Twila Davis Reed

Friday's mom has got it goin' on
Friday's mom has got it goin' on
Friday's mom has got it goin' on
Friday's mom has got it goin' on

Friday, can I come over after nursery school? (nursery school)
I can babysit…and you can try not to drool (not to drool)
Has your mom come back from her "business trip"? (business trip)
The Windowmaker's after her. Oooh, or did she give ‘em the slip? (give ‘em the slip)

You know, I'm a better comic than I used to be.
I'm really funny now, oh Friday can't you see

CHORUS:
Friday's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Friday, can't you see, your mom's the only girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Friday's mom

Friday's mom has got it goin' on
Friday's mom has got it goin' on

I wanted to take her with me out to Ohio?(O-hi-o)
I guess she didn’t love me though. Because she wouldn’t go. (wouldn’t go)
I know that she likes me and I know that she cares. (Thursday cares)
But I can’t make her love me. Oh my life isn’t fair! (isn’t fair)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad's erased, your mom could use a guy like me

CHORUS:
Friday's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Thursday, can't you see you're the only girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Friday's mom.





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